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[Wednesday May 11th, 2005 at 10:50pm] [ mood | EB doesnt have street fighter ] [ music | gasolina ] today was pretty gay, except for justin getting me pizz in school and then after school went driving before drivers ed, then i went to drivers ed and then leann drove me home, we went to scoops where i had to climb through the sunroof to get the keys to open the door, but then we realized that the back two windows had been open the whole time, we're stupid, then i went to dinner with pops brother and step mother, dad told me my blue blazer was all set and ready, i cant wait, hope i get my liscense! hmmm anyways im pretty pumped for ball with aff-boo(justine) which should be fun except for the fact i have the chem regents the day of it and the math the day after it....summer should be fun too, i love the summer crew, new activities are forming...we gotta catch some frogs and fish and stuff...cant wait for summer, schools killing me... tired of writing bullshit so laterrr 1 X-caliburamazing

[Tuesday May 3rd, 2005 at 6:34pm] [ mood | well ] [ music | bloody abortion (its a cd) ] so spring break was excellent, june dumping, lime in the coke you nuts, clue, pool, beach, eating, numa numa dance, goober language, goober the game, bunk bed parties, mm yes mmm yes, freezing water, light up green sand, mud wrestling matches, streaking videos, hot tub sex talks, shower play by plays, drunk mothers, the oc, and other crap....i love mac oca, check out pictures on justines and justins webshots things. prom was good too, after prom went to post prom and then back to craigs...fun party, then 6 flags on sunday which was awesome except the new roller coaster wasnt open which sucked balls..this week sucks so far, happy birthday justine, i love leann, i hate drivers ed, and i hate the carmel movieplex cause they ruin my weekend cause im working friday and saturday night.... 6 X-calibursamazing

[Sunday April 3rd, 2005 at 11:47pm] [ mood | shitty ] [ music | zebrahead ] friday was excellent, gym with the people, then my house with justin craig chris beth marina justine jayne...played some clue, had a dance party, and had a sexual position contest...saturday sucked...had to babysit a little black boy and then craig chris justin and fran came over...then today i had my first day of work at the movie theater...it was good i guess...a little boring...then went to the gym with justin and chris...got big as usual..my thing ends in 3 days which sucks soooo much but i can get another thing cause i have no money cause i have to spend my $ on prom and spring break...where prob nothing is gonna happen because everything is crazy and no one can make a decision. SOMEONE JUST DECIDE AND DO SOMETHING 10 X-calibursamazing

[Sunday March 27th, 2005 at 12:56am] [ mood | as justin would say. im medium ] [ music | the oc theme ] i got a job!!...finally, im broke and now i get to work with leann and justin at carmel movie plex 8...its gonna be pretty sweet so far over the weekend i went to RI with craig and the rest of the broccolis....we visited northeastern and URI...i saw brittany at northeastern which was really weird...RI was good good, hope to be goin to RI again soon, like in 20 days or however many away spring break is i went to the gym with justin beth justine craig and marina...justin's turning into a beth, they are both animals...then we watched the OC..im getting everyone hooked on that show, its awwesome ive decided craig is a faggot because hes obsessed with males and their hair 1 X-caliburamazing

[Wednesday March 23rd, 2005 at 7:52pm] [ mood | good ] [ music | numanuma - the ozone...download it now ] everything has been going good pretty much..im enjoying goin to the gym with beth justin chris justine and marina...beth's a hard ass and works me like its her job..its all worth it when she gives me the prizes of my workout ;) i've been looking for a job with leann and alison...well actually alison doesnt look for jobs she just goes and denies every place we try to get jobs at...even the funeral home!!...but i applied to some vet, the movies, and carvel kind of..driving in the car with leann is the best, and the scariest..almost as scary as the old creepy man that manages the movies...i hope i get a job, i need it for prom and senior ball...lucky me that justine is taking me, we're gonna have a sweet time..thanks baby this weekend should be fun..parent meeting lol...maybe some raquetball dodgeball and clue..good stuff like that beth im proud of you, good job sprouting a sack..."the summer crew is starting to brew" 8 X-calibursamazing

caity tully is my idol [Tuesday March 15th, 2005 at 5:25pm] [ mood | frenchie ] caity tully basically is my idol...except for her crap eye sight and her attitude during 7th period frees..if only she didnt smack people with books, shut their lockers as soon as they open them, flick cream cheese, throw doodles, and so much more nonsense. 7 X-calibursamazing

[Sunday March 13th, 2005 at 12:04am] im at beths right now and i love her! we are watching bring it on and i love this movie - its amazing. i want to be big red so bad - shot gun if we remake it. "Im wanted im hot im everythign youre not". yea this is pretty much the best movie ever. tonight was steph rudins suprise party - good times sucking helium and such. we just celebrated marinas 18th birthday with her as it turned midnight. Woohooo she just got a nice birthday dry hump from justin...hot! "follow me or perish sweater mmonkeys" 1 X-caliburamazing

[Thursday March 3rd, 2005 at 7:28pm] [ mood | determined ] [ music | miami, black stacey, kelly ] ugh i hope i RI works out... "with the hot mammi's screamin 'Aiii Poppi!!'" Looking forward to my tennis match maybe with beth...i am grossed out from my earlier dream...all that talk with beth pumped me up and it was horrendous... I'm gonna be jacked soon 3 X-calibursamazing

[Sunday February 27th, 2005 at 10:32pm] [ mood | busy ] [ music | let me clear my throat? haha ] mm yeah today sucked lots of hw...lats night was jj's surprise party which turned out pretty good...after that people came to my house and beth got a little rowdie which was nice...hope we have early dismissal tomorrow even though im tired of the damn snow.. "Hip-hop mamma layed spic and span met you one summer and it all began your the best girl that i ever did see the great larry bird jersey 33" -name the song... p.s. jj steals things i do in my journal 4 X-calibursamazing

[Saturday February 26th, 2005 at 1:07am] [ mood | relieved ] ciara isnt a herm...thats the best news all day "thats it, im leaving the country, im goin to New Mexico" ... "I'm going to pump, you up." ... "When im finished with you, you'll be talking out of your butt!"--"is that physically possible?" ... "ice box is gonna defrost you" - name the movie 7 X-calibursamazing

cheese and pickles [Thursday February 24th, 2005 at 1:04am] [ mood | bitchy ] [ music | justin's dane cook cd ] mm yeah got up this morning at 11 so that me beth justin and jj could go to taco bell for jjs bday...taco bell was of course excellent...i stole a free drink...god i love taco bell...if i could have sex with one food it would be the chalupa..good stuff...we listened to dane cook the way there...he is amazing...my favorite quote would have to be...cheese...pick-pickles...cheese and extra pickles, cheese, pickles, extra pickles...chicken tenders...sweet and sour sauce on my pussy...oh good stuff...then after that i went home and then out with my dad for the day..bowling, subway, watched open water, good stuff, im a nasty bowler...after that i came home and i hadda clean my room for my family coming over tomorrow, or should i say todayish...mm then me and justin went to jj's for birthday cake, great stuff...id also make love to that ice cream cake with the crunchies cause that stuff is amazing...ugh now im here sitting on the computer bored out of my mind... the war is going good...its not even a war any more since their shit team doesnt do shit..so we are pretty much winning...the dummies we hung or hanged or whatever from each one of their trees was clutch and a brilliant prank...we need some more of those excellent ideas...those damn yetis are really pissing me off and making me mad 3 X-calibursamazing

[Tuesday February 22nd, 2005 at 2:14am] [ mood | flirty ] [ music | the OC theme ] this is copied from justins journal but it sums it up well... so anyway we def stole a shoe and a stool from mooney. good job leaving your door open. what was done to us you ask? pretty much nothing. O yea mikey... you guys should re evaluate your team because we at least are taking initiative to do shit. where were you? what have you guys been doing? o yea nothing it doesnt matter if we dont get away without you guys seeing us..to catch us you actually have to stop us from doing the prank which has never happened yet so stop saying crap...it doesnt matter what happens as long as we get it done and thats what we do..so shut your dirty yeti mouths 2 X-calibursamazing

oh lord [Saturday February 19th, 2005 at 12:57am] [ mood | horny ] [ music | iris or something ] aright well today school was gay and drivers ed sucked even more cause i missed some stuff with the war and that pisses me off... but anyway to update on the war, after drivers ed aliosn drove me home and we saw erics car so we followed him to mikeys...by the way i was walking around since two oclock with only one shoe because of mikey and foster...so then i went to jeff's and he was sick but hes so tough he did stuff with me anyway...we thought quick and we got syrup and flour and poured it all over erics car...it wasnt very effective as it was clean soon after..they chased us with a blank paint ball gun and that was the end of that...so then marina beth justin chris justine james jj and ashley went to james then to my house where justin was chased at high speeds through windy roads but then things calmed down and we all went to jaynes play of charlie brown or should i say rodney brown...."this place is filling up faster then a ho's vagina"....the play was real funny cause jayne is hilarious...after that we all went to my house and took the sweet picture you see behind these words...if you dont understand it..it is us doing the suck it position which was the move of "degeneration X" as our name is team X-Calibur...then we went to justins and got these woodchips and we bickered about what to do for so long until like 12 so then we finally left for mooneys with no idea what we were gonna do while there was me and 3 bags of woodchips in the back...so we made an X of woodchips mollasses flour and hawaiian punch and coverd the railing with shit like cottage cheese and then out of no where steve and mikey came out of no where and bombed the shit out of beths car..we came home and washed it and that was the end of the night...this couldnt have happened without stephanie and lauren thatnk you... SUCK IT YETI 5 X-calibursamazing

excellent [Thursday February 17th, 2005 at 10:05pm] [ mood | accomplished ] today was an excellent day...school and nonsense, taco bell after with mullany boys justin and justine. Then the war began...me justin mullany's chris marina beth justine and craig all met at my house to discuss plans and a team name when i look out the window to see purple smoke. I ran outside in my bare socks to find steve foster running around my house with a water gun...it was crazy and everything was chaos...max was driving with ryder and mooney with liz + steve on foot. garbage cans were flying and their water guns were flowing. Quickly i crawled under my garage door got the hose and soaked the yeti conglomerate...we soaked the inside of max's car and pretty much destroyed their team...later on i went to the mullanys to watch survivor...where the yeti faggets came...i hear a siren and i run out to see eric marhtwinski antoine zach primis foster and mikey...they didnt even do anything...horrible prank..they had an easter sign and a bucket of water...we then go this car with eggs and sardines...then we went up to mikeys shcing creamed max's car and also dumped marinara sauce and sundried tomatoes all over it..it was excellent..then i went back to james and that was it now im here and i have two essays to write....oh also they dumped 8 bags of popcorn all over craigs door step and we splattered a bean burrito on dan's windhield...and justine threw some sardines to top it off...oh it was great .. god i hate YETI they are wastes of life...god im angry...stupid conglomerate nonsense...they add people whenever they feel like it to there team so we need to know who is officially on their team...i guess thats it for now... 1 X-caliburamazing

YETI SUCKS [Wednesday February 16th, 2005 at 5:57pm] [ mood | angry ] here is the letter i recieved attached to the giant cardboard robot... We the YETI conglomerate declare war upon the Matty B crew. The YETI conglomerate declare war upon the following... Matty b chris salumn Jusin Orourke Justine Guercio Ashley Albaneti Marina Blanchette Beth Colluci Craig Broccoli DJ Broccoli Jill Spallina JJ Fanti Adam Palowski Jayne Othmer Fran Palmeiro Sherine Mark Zahokos Zack Owens and whatever else help you need .......the rules are very similar to the previous war no destruction of property and use good judgement on pranks and etc along with this comes neutral territory and basically the same rules as last time good luck..... You will need it Sincerely the YETI conglomerate -Ryan Mooney Mikey Orsini Steve Foster Chris Ryder Dan Reese __________________________________ Yeah whatever the YETI sucks and so did the fam you guys will go down just like they did.... 3 X-calibursamazing

i am bored [Tuesday February 15th, 2005 at 11:36pm] [ mood | bored and tired ] [ music | 1 2 step even though ciara is a hermaph ] this is my first entry...id like to summarize the past week for you...i became the quack didlioso champ...i found out that ciara is in fact a hermaphrodite...i am nasty at twister...i got frightened by michael myers and thats it. Today sucked because i was in a bad mood and tired from staying up till 4 on sunday night talking on the computer to jill who was my hot and sexy valentine who made me a pretty sweet card. Now i am going to sleep cause i am very tired... i would just like to give you a handshake goodbye... 2 X-calibursamazing

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